Saturday, October 20, 2012

Masochistic Meals


Sometimes I get so much pleasure from eating food that, I know, immediately after eating it, will make me feel like total shit. This is one of those very meals. French fries, cheese frenchies (deep-fried grilled cheese), and seventeen packets of ketchup (I actually used another five packets after the pictured seventeen was not enough). A few hours of heartburn, indigestion, and stomach cramps were well worth the rare self-indulgence of greasy, ketchupy, pleasure.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

An Important Lesson in Sharing: A Guide for Men




Gentlemen:

Pictured is an important lesson you must all understand, if you ever intend to make it very far with the female race. Learn this lesson well. It's only fair.